Wine Demotivational Poster
HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.
"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -
JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse
AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...
HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid
ANGRY BIRDS -
WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.
CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write
WINE ETIQUETTE -
AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...
FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII
NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME -
DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...
AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...
THE OLDSCHOOL -
too much stress -
JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...
SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.
WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.
WTF!? - I ordered white wine!
THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...
ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out
EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.
BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.
THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT THRU CHRISTMAS -
BACON - EVEN THE PIGS LIKE IT -
FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar
PLEASE JOIN ME - This is a delightful table, we'll have some wine and... OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN A HUGE SKULL!!
SWINE FLU - Right, SURE you don't have it. We're just trying to be safe. Really, we promise.
IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.
SWINE FLU -
H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -
SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along
Weekend Survival Kit -
I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!
EXCUSE ME!?!? - I SAID NO BASIL!!!!
SWINE FLU? - More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.
SWINE FLU - Avoid it anyway you can
IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .
IF YOU COULD ONLY - pour straight to the blood stream without a pesky needle.
WOMEN ARE LIKE WINE -
AMY WINEHOUSE -
OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!
The Hedonist -
I LIKE MY WINE -
THIS PARTY SUCKS - Let there be wine !
'SCUSE ME... - Could I get a bottle of your finest wine in a box???
WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!
THE SWINE -
SO YOUNG! SO ANGRY! - DAMN! That RAP-MUSIC!
EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL
LET THE PAIN FLOW OUT IN A RIVER -
THE OFFICIAL WINE ERROR MESSAGE - My wife now thinks when a blue screen pops up she'll get a free case
THE PLAN - They are smarter than you think.
SWINE FLU - ur child haz it.
WHITE CHRISTMAS - Here's wishing you one.
SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California
DECONTAMINATION UNIT - For Swine Flu
Homemade Wine -
Motifake Posters -
* 'tis the season * -
Reduce the Wine -
UN WIND -
Don't Ask -
Rerun is Old -
FREIGHT TRAIN -
T.E.A.M - This Employer Annoys the #%#% out of Me.
YOU'RE RIGHT CUBBY -
HAPPINESS IS... - ...bubblewrap. Who'da thought?
HAPPINESS IS... - loving yourself in spite of society's dissaproval of cannibalism.
FRENCH WINE -
TASTE - You will never remember the second glass of wine but you will remember forever the first kiss.
THE WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART - A Vineyard Or A Home Could Be Helpful In Many Cases But After All Everything Went Downhill From There
14 NISAN -
PERFECT EVENING - New wine, aged cheese and Final Fantasy
LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!
PERFECTION - "is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - (Antoine de Saint-Exupery.) This used to be a picture of Amy Winehouse
I KNEW IT - It makes so much sense now!
CHEERWINE - The Ross Perot of the Soft Drink World
NO! NOT THE WINE! - Anything but that!
MINOR DETAILS -
SWINE SCHOOL - New Warning Signs
THAT LOOK - common cold... or SWINE FLU!!!
AMY WINEHOUSE - Are we sure she only died this week?
WOMEN AGE LIKE WINE - Both processes include yeast.
WORLD'S WORST DATE - A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a fish?
VINO - Nothing like pairing a fine cabernet with a juicy slab of dignity
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