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Wine Demotivational Poster


HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm, #259982
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm, #248794
I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am, #245558
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm, #222160
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm, #222139
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am, #222013
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm, #222011
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm, #222121
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am, #222029
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am, #222018
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am, #222017
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm, #221965
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm, #221942
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm, #221935
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm, #221932
5uperb


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am, #221929
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am, #221908
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm, #210426
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm, #209735
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm, #209733
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am, #209731
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm, #209058
Well... OH YEAH!!!


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm, #245214
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm, #231814
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm, #231811

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm, #231809
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm, #238393
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm, #238377
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm, #238376
LOL!


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am, #241669
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.


TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am, #239186
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm, #239180
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!


LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm, #231908
(carebear BANNED)


WINE ETIQUETTE -




CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm, #161739
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am, #161218
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm, #161128
Your best (I think) *****


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am, #237575
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm, #174293
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm, #174291
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME -


TAGS: wine
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:31 am, #240622
And there you have gentlemen, the humble beginnings to the phrase you will catch most women using at the bar by about the 7th glass....oooo I LOVE this song! I raise a 5Litre glass to ya!


DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...


TAGS: wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

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culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am, #202352
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am, #202350
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am, #202349
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am, #202348
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am, #202347
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am, #202346
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am, #202345
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am, #202344
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am, #202341
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


too much stress -


TAGS: stressed wine gra**
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm, #251029
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm, #251019
Nice one chickenlittle.


WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.


TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am, #234866
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am, #234692
It shoud've been rum.


JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...


TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

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forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm, #185741
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm, #185723
You're just bad... LOL


WTF!? - I ordered white wine!


TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am, #102437
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am, #102155
Red wine with basil.


INTELLECT -


TAGS: simplicity life wine music happiness
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm, #200622
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am, #200609
Very deep sir. 5L.


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...


TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm, #221901
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm, #221887
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am, #221856
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am, #221855
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm, #221852
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm, #221849

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out


TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm, #221968
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm, #221884
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am, #221826
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am, #221811
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am, #221810
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm, #221805

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice


EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 1.73/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm, #168724

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm, #168723
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm, #168684
tell me something new...


DILEMMA -


TAGS: love wine hangover
Rating: 4.97/5

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spaidor - March 28, 2013, 12:44 am, #244700
remember: WINE CAN TURN TO VINEGAR...


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am, #148303
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm, #127727
lol That's a five. Clever.


BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.




THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT THRU CHRISTMAS -




SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.


TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop ph**oshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

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Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm, #83382
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


BACON - EVEN THE PIGS LIKE IT -




FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar


TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm, #221345
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


PLEASE JOIN ME - This is a delightful table, we'll have some wine and... OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN A HUGE SKULL!!


TAGS: skull optical illusion doris wine table funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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wolfie - April 20, 2009, 6:02 pm, #74280
now there's an interesting a***ogy on love
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:47 am, #59582
Hahahahaha x).


SWINE FLU - Right, SURE you don't have it. We're just trying to be safe. Really, we promise.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.57/5

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IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.




SWINE FLU -




H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along


TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm, #240568
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm, #240567
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the d*** glass! tee hic


Weekend Survival Kit -


TAGS: weekend survival wine crazy straw
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:15 pm, #245184
This Saturday is 4/20. ;-)


VENERATION -


TAGS: respect wine ex
Rating: 4.67/5

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I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!




EXCUSE ME!?!? - I SAID NO BASIL!!!!




SWINE FLU? - More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.85/5

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SWINE FLU - Avoid it anyway you can




IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .




REGRETS -




IF YOU COULD ONLY - pour straight to the blood stream without a pesky needle.




WOMEN ARE LIKE WINE -


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:44 pm, #161741
Fruity? 5L
Faceplant31 - March 1, 2010, 11:11 am, #161235
AMSOME SIR!


AMY WINEHOUSE -




OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!


TAGS: jesus wine bread fish
Rating: 1.89/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:50 am, #15842
Yea, turns out Jesus is an acid casualty from the sixties. He's a little OCD about wearing his meals before eating them. We just nod our heads and say "Sure, Jesus, you do what you have to do." sigh.


The Hedonist -


TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm, #245175
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm, #245174
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am, #245169
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am, #245165
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am, #245164
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm, #245148

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


I LIKE MY WINE -


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.33/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:54 am, #198629
There you go. But also easy to s******. ... Hm, worse than I thought it would be.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:47 pm, #176488
So you just volunteer your time then?
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:32 pm, #176474
Never got paid to dress one up.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:27 pm, #176472
We thought you were???
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:17 pm, #176465
I like mine aged, chilled, sharp on the tongue, and a hint of tannin and oak. I should just be a mortician. 5L
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:12 am, #161220
the pic...the lines...the who;e thing works very well indeed. 5 commando Poodles with a 6 of Bartles and James


THIS PARTY SUCKS - Let there be wine !


TAGS: party sucks let be wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:05 pm, #234160
It's Friday.


'SCUSE ME... - Could I get a bottle of your finest wine in a box???


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 3.69/5

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WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!


TAGS: jesus water wine
Rating: 3.61/5

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MO - March 10, 2010, 1:23 pm, #163656
5 urinal cakes! For all the trips to the pisser.
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:44 pm, #163655
HAHAHAH! 5 kegs for you
aerofiend - March 10, 2010, 8:20 am, #163622
I don't know why, but this made me lol.


THE SWINE -


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.94/5
MO - July 13, 2009, 5:07 pm, #95364
Trash!!! You wash your fingers off!!! (mouth out) BE NICE TO THE PIGS!!!! Sorry, i'm a little partial to them.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 2:30 pm, #95354
Mary had a little pig, n nShe kept it fat and plastered: n nAnd when the price of pork went up, n nShe sh** the little bastard
Plug In Baby - May 27, 2009, 5:22 am, #82378
EHHHHHHH..... It's ok.


SO YOUNG! SO ANGRY! - DAMN! That RAP-MUSIC!




EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm, #170295
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am, #170284
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am, #170282
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


LET THE PAIN FLOW OUT IN A RIVER -




THE OFFICIAL WINE ERROR MESSAGE - My wife now thinks when a blue screen pops up she'll get a free case


TAGS: wine error
Rating: 4.29/5

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THE PLAN - They are smarter than you think.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.71/5

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SWINE FLU - ur child haz it.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.7/5


WHITE CHRISTMAS - Here's wishing you one.




SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California




Nostalgia -


TAGS: roaches wine
Rating: 2.29/5

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Sean - August 14, 2009, 1:34 pm, #108378
Yep, the roaches wouldn't touch the stuff ... those low-class little no-accouts!
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 11:44 am, #108315
LOL @ bOB!
bOB cHIN - August 14, 2009, 11:29 am, #108306
My sommelier...beady eyed little bastard knows a fine vintage when he smells it.
rick - October 3, 2008, 5:34 pm, #25508
two-buck Chuck!!


DECONTAMINATION UNIT - For Swine Flu




Homemade Wine -


TAGS: skull homemade wine posion
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:05 am, #252679
Nice! That's the best kind.
Greeny - February 5, 2014, 7:07 am, #252678
I was once given a bottle of “Château de Lowe”, made by “State of the Art Foot Press Process”. It had the bouquet of a fine lighter fluid.


DEATH -


TAGS: eat wine soul
Rating: 5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 23, 2011, 6:30 pm, #217162
Excellent...like the highlight of 'eat' in 'death' too. As for pairings, I would suggest Night Train served at room temperature for that particular dish....


Wut..? -


TAGS: dont judge wine baby
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:58 am, #254694
A face only a mother could love...just saying.


Motifake Posters -


TAGS: fine wines aged motifake posters
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 9:20 pm, #255303
I only drink on occasion; when the sun rises, afternoon lunch, supper, dinner, evening, sunset, moonrise . . . .
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm, #255300
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm, #255299
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L


* 'tis the season * -


TAGS: tis the season wine
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 1:47 am, #251216
Heehee thanks Prissy! Those little pull tabs can take the place of popcorn when it's strung around the tree too :)
MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:55 pm, #251203
Ah you snobby types. Pull tabs and bottle caps from beer and pop work too! I'll give ya 5L's but please don't spend them all in one department store!


Reduce the Wine -




UN WIND -


TAGS: unwind wine whine rodger oxymoron
Rating: 5/5


Don't Ask -


TAGS: wife husband day wine glass
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:48 am, #249409

I disregard the lines and just stop pouring when at risk of an overspill.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:47 am, #249408

Yeah, Priss, I figger ol Mooo's gonna have lumps on the back of his head for a spell. Maybe even time out.
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:36 am, #249398
From top to bottom or bottom to top?
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:35 am, #249397
I make beer too! Usually about 1/2 hour after I drink my 1st one! I don't like renting!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:34 am, #249396
Bahaha...says the guy that just got married... try saying that again this time next year. Oh Moo(?)...hahaha!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:32 am, #249395
Thanks Igs!
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2013, 1:43 am, #249393
Level 1: Social, 2: Medicinal, 3: Thera**utic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:36 am, #249391
exception that proves the rule.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 12:31 am, #249389

I MAKE beer; I don't drink beer. I also don't GA single F about tampon ads or gossip. I do, however, enjoy quality brown liquor and lively conversation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:13 am, #249385
Just fill the glass and say you're taking out the garbage...then drink beer in the garage until you're sure she's asleep. We don't GAF about your day of gossip and tampon reviews, We actually spent the day working.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 11:51 pm, #249383

Been there, done that~~have the glass. 5Ls


Rerun is Old -


TAGS: pope reran water wine caberbet
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ism - June 6, 2014, 2:00 am, #255208
ty... you are to kind
GaryO - June 4, 2014, 8:44 pm, #255196
Hey Ism, yer gettin' good at this. Nice popedge!
rerun - June 4, 2014, 7:21 pm, #255195

Imagine that, me having a drink with the Pope of Robert D.


FREIGHT TRAIN -




T.E.A.M - This Employer Annoys the #%#% out of Me.




YOU'RE RIGHT CUBBY -




HAPPINESS IS... - ...bubblewrap. Who'da thought?


TAGS: pearls before swine happiness
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 2:10 pm, #241483
Great...now I need to go find some bubble wrap....need to pop! teehee


HAPPINESS IS... - loving yourself in spite of society's dissaproval of cannibalism.




FRENCH WINE -




TASTE - You will never remember the second glass of wine but you will remember forever the first kiss.




THE WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART - A Vineyard Or A Home Could Be Helpful In Many Cases But After All Everything Went Downhill From There


TAGS: don t give up and find your wine queen
Rating: 3.42/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:33 am, #170082
it's just seems as if you're fan of any alcohol, aggy! ;)
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:17 am, #169066
Nice. I'm fan of the vino, though. And disappointed women.


14 NISAN -




PERFECT EVENING - New wine, aged cheese and Final Fantasy


TAGS: game cheese wine
Rating: 3.25/5

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cariad - December 25, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241901
Where's the bacon?
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm, #241892
You Need A Little More Wine.


LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!




PERFECTION - "is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - (Antoine de Saint-Exupery.) This used to be a picture of Amy Winehouse




I KNEW IT - It makes so much sense now!




CHEERWINE - The Ross Perot of the Soft Drink World


TAGS: soda drinks cheerwine liquid
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 3:58 pm, #148500
Until recently, when Perot sold out to Dell, I worked for Ross Perot...d***...
Trainbuff26 - December 11, 2009, 10:46 am, #144658
Heck yes it is! But, I looked at it as if you were comparing it to Pepsi and Coke. It's almost like a third party to them
Ed-Hyde - December 11, 2009, 7:07 am, #144644
Cheerwine rules.


NO! NOT THE WINE! - Anything but that!




COMEUPPANCE -


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.81/5

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MINOR DETAILS -


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.8/5

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SWINE SCHOOL - New Warning Signs




THAT LOOK - common cold... or SWINE FLU!!!




AMY WINEHOUSE - Are we sure she only died this week?


TAGS: amy winehouse
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - July 30, 2011, 1:11 am, #222163
She didn't succeed at first, but she tried and tried again.


WOMEN AGE LIKE WINE - Both processes include yeast.


TAGS: auda gross yeast wine women
Rating: 2.56/5

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Hector - April 20, 2009, 10:49 am, #74221
This is an amazing woman. Not a wrinkle or any other overt sign of age, yet she looks to be 40 plus years old. Botox and ph**oshop. Too bad they don't work in real life.
Räzed - March 20, 2009, 2:10 pm, #66836
And end up smelling like vinegar.
GoForthAndDie - November 27, 2008, 9:17 pm, #40269
Unfortunately, sometimes that wine is Mad Dog 20/20.
Sean - October 30, 2008, 5:58 pm, #31802
*like (not "have") derrrr
Sean - October 30, 2008, 5:57 pm, #31801
Good god, this pic is hilarious. Funny text too, and pure evil. I have my evil to be watered down 'n stuff.


WORLD'S WORST DATE - A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a fish?


TAGS: humor fish wine bread nigerian 419
Rating: 2.5/5

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GoForthAndDie - December 13, 2008, 3:50 pm, #44213
At least he'll feed you before going for the ***.
sardaukar - November 21, 2008, 10:54 am, #38363
It´s a 419 Eater
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 2:11 pm, #14289
sonofab**** thinks he's jesus


VINO - Nothing like pairing a fine cabernet with a juicy slab of dignity


TAGS: wine
Rating: 2.5/5

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