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Wine Demotivational Poster

HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -

TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!

JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse

TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made

AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm

HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid

TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!

WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.

TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!

LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.

TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)

CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write

TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm
Your best (I think) *****


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...

TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!

FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII

TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


TAGS: wine
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:31 am
And there you have gentlemen, the humble beginnings to the phrase you will catch most women using at the bar by about the 7th glass....oooo I LOVE this song! I raise a 5Litre glass to ya!

DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...

TAGS: wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

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culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!

too much stress -

TAGS: stressed wine gra**
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm
Nice one chickenlittle.

JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...

TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.09/5

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forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
You're just bad... LOL

SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.

TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop ph**oshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

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Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.

WTF!? - I ordered white wine!

TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.81/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am
Red wine with basil.

WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.

TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am
It shoud've been rum.


TAGS: simplicity life wine music happiness
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Very deep sir. 5L.

THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...

TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.

ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out

TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice

EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness

TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.33/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
[email protected] - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


TAGS: love wine hangover
Rating: 4.97/5

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spaidor - March 28, 2013, 12:44 am

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.

TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.

BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.



FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar

TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you

PLEASE JOIN ME - This is a delightful table, we'll have some wine and... OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN A HUGE SKULL!!

TAGS: skull optical illusion doris wine table funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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wolfie - April 20, 2009, 6:02 pm
now there's an interesting a***ogy on love
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:47 am
Hahahahaha x).

SWINE FLU - Right, SURE you don't have it. We're just trying to be safe. Really, we promise.

TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.57/5

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IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.



SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along

TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the d*** glass! tee hic

Weekend Survival Kit -

TAGS: weekend survival wine crazy straw
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:15 pm
This Saturday is 4/20. ;-)


TAGS: respect wine ex
Rating: 4.67/5

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I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!


SWINE FLU? - More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.

TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.85/5

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SWINE FLU - Avoid it anyway you can

IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .


IF YOU COULD ONLY - pour straight to the blood stream without a pesky needle.


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:44 pm
Fruity? 5L
Faceplant31 - March 1, 2010, 11:11 am


OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!

TAGS: jesus wine bread fish
Rating: 1.89/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:50 am
Yea, turns out Jesus is an acid casualty from the sixties. He's a little OCD about wearing his meals before eating them. We just nod our heads and say "Sure, Jesus, you do what you have to do." sigh.

The Hedonist -

TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.33/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:54 am
There you go. But also easy to s******. ... Hm, worse than I thought it would be.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
So you just volunteer your time then?
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:32 pm
Never got paid to dress one up.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:27 pm
We thought you were???
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:17 pm
I like mine aged, chilled, sharp on the tongue, and a hint of tannin and oak. I should just be a mortician. 5L
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:12 am
the pic...the lines...the who;e thing works very well indeed. 5 commando Poodles with a 6 of Bartles and James

THIS PARTY SUCKS - Let there be wine !

TAGS: party sucks let be wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:05 pm
It's Friday.

'SCUSE ME... - Could I get a bottle of your finest wine in a box???

TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 3.69/5

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WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!

TAGS: jesus water wine
Rating: 3.61/5

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MO - March 10, 2010, 1:23 pm
5 urinal cakes! For all the trips to the pisser.
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:44 pm
HAHAHAH! 5 kegs for you
aerofiend - March 10, 2010, 8:20 am
I don't know why, but this made me lol.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.94/5
MO - July 13, 2009, 5:07 pm
Trash!!! You wash your fingers off!!! (mouth out) BE NICE TO THE PIGS!!!! Sorry, i'm a little partial to them.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 2:30 pm
Mary had a little pig, n nShe kept it fat and plastered: n nAnd when the price of pork went up, n nShe sh** the little bastard
Plug In Baby - May 27, 2009, 5:22 am
EHHHHHHH..... It's ok.



TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


THE OFFICIAL WINE ERROR MESSAGE - My wife now thinks when a blue screen pops up she'll get a free case

TAGS: wine error
Rating: 4.29/5

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THE PLAN - They are smarter than you think.

TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.71/5

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SWINE FLU - ur child haz it.

TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.7/5

WHITE CHRISTMAS - Here's wishing you one.

SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California

Nostalgia -

TAGS: roaches wine
Rating: 2.29/5

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Sean - August 14, 2009, 1:34 pm
Yep, the roaches wouldn't touch the stuff ... those low-class little no-accouts!
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 11:44 am
LOL @ bOB!
bOB cHIN - August 14, 2009, 11:29 am
My sommelier...beady eyed little bastard knows a fine vintage when he smells it.
rick - October 3, 2008, 5:34 pm
two-buck Chuck!!


Homemade Wine -

TAGS: skull homemade wine posion
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:05 am
Nice! That's the best kind.
Greeny - February 5, 2014, 7:07 am
I was once given a bottle of “Château de Lowe”, made by “State of the Art Foot Press Process”. It had the bouquet of a fine lighter fluid.


TAGS: eat wine soul
Rating: 5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 23, 2011, 6:30 pm
Excellent...like the highlight of 'eat' in 'death' too. As for pairings, I would suggest Night Train served at room temperature for that particular dish....

Wut..? -

TAGS: dont judge wine baby
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:58 am
A face only a mother could love...just saying.

Motifake Posters -

TAGS: fine wines aged motifake posters
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 9:20 pm
I only drink on occasion; when the sun rises, afternoon lunch, supper, dinner, evening, sunset, moonrise . . . .
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L

* 'tis the season * -

TAGS: tis the season wine
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 1:47 am
Heehee thanks Prissy! Those little pull tabs can take the place of popcorn when it's strung around the tree too :)
MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:55 pm
Ah you snobby types. Pull tabs and bottle caps from beer and pop work too! I'll give ya 5L's but please don't spend them all in one department store!

Reduce the Wine -


TAGS: unwind wine whine rodger oxymoron
Rating: 5/5

Don't Ask -

TAGS: wife husband day wine glass
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:48 am

I disregard the lines and just stop pouring when at risk of an overspill.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:47 am

Yeah, Priss, I figger ol Mooo's gonna have lumps on the back of his head for a spell. Maybe even time out.
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:36 am
From top to bottom or bottom to top?
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:35 am
I make beer too! Usually about 1/2 hour after I drink my 1st one! I don't like renting!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:34 am
Bahaha...says the guy that just got married... try saying that again this time next year. Oh Moo(?)...hahaha!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:32 am
Thanks Igs!
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2013, 1:43 am
Level 1: Social, 2: Medicinal, 3: Thera**utic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:36 am
exception that proves the rule.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 12:31 am

I MAKE beer; I don't drink beer. I also don't GA single F about tampon ads or gossip. I do, however, enjoy quality brown liquor and lively conversation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:13 am
Just fill the glass and say you're taking out the garbage...then drink beer in the garage until you're sure she's asleep. We don't GAF about your day of gossip and tampon reviews, We actually spent the day working.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 11:51 pm

Been there, done that~~have the glass. 5Ls

Rerun is Old -

TAGS: pope reran water wine caberbet
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ism - June 6, 2014, 2:00 am
ty... you are to kind
GaryO - June 4, 2014, 8:44 pm
Hey Ism, yer gettin' good at this. Nice popedge!
rerun - June 4, 2014, 7:21 pm

Imagine that, me having a drink with the Pope of Robert D.

T.E.A.M - This Employer Annoys the #%#% out of Me.



HAPPINESS IS... - ...bubblewrap. Who'da thought?

TAGS: pearls before swine happiness
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 2:10 pm
Great...now I need to go find some bubble wrap....need to pop! teehee

HAPPINESS IS... - loving yourself in spite of society's dissaproval of cannibalism.


TASTE - You will never remember the second glass of wine but you will remember forever the first kiss.

THE WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART - A Vineyard Or A Home Could Be Helpful In Many Cases But After All Everything Went Downhill From There

TAGS: don t give up and find your wine queen
Rating: 3.42/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:33 am
it's just seems as if you're fan of any alcohol, aggy! ;)
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:17 am
Nice. I'm fan of the vino, though. And disappointed women.

14 NISAN -

PERFECT EVENING - New wine, aged cheese and Final Fantasy

TAGS: game cheese wine
Rating: 3.25/5

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cariad - December 25, 2012, 10:05 pm
Where's the bacon?
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
You Need A Little More Wine.

LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!

PERFECTION - "is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - (Antoine de Saint-Exupery.) This used to be a picture of Amy Winehouse

I KNEW IT - It makes so much sense now!

CHEERWINE - The Ross Perot of the Soft Drink World

TAGS: soda drinks cheerwine liquid
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 3:58 pm
Until recently, when Perot sold out to Dell, I worked for Ross Perot...d***...
Trainbuff26 - December 11, 2009, 10:46 am
Heck yes it is! But, I looked at it as if you were comparing it to Pepsi and Coke. It's almost like a third party to them
Ed-Hyde - December 11, 2009, 7:07 am
Cheerwine rules.

NO! NOT THE WINE! - Anything but that!


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.81/5

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TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.8/5

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SWINE SCHOOL - New Warning Signs

THAT LOOK - common cold... or SWINE FLU!!!

AMY WINEHOUSE - Are we sure she only died this week?

TAGS: amy winehouse
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - July 30, 2011, 1:11 am
She didn't succeed at first, but she tried and tried again.

WOMEN AGE LIKE WINE - Both processes include yeast.

TAGS: auda gross yeast wine women
Rating: 2.56/5

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Hector - April 20, 2009, 10:49 am
This is an amazing woman. Not a wrinkle or any other overt sign of age, yet she looks to be 40 plus years old. Botox and ph**oshop. Too bad they don't work in real life.
Räzed - March 20, 2009, 2:10 pm
And end up smelling like vinegar.
GoForthAndDie - November 27, 2008, 9:17 pm
Unfortunately, sometimes that wine is Mad Dog 20/20.
Sean - October 30, 2008, 5:58 pm
*like (not "have") derrrr
Sean - October 30, 2008, 5:57 pm
Good god, this pic is hilarious. Funny text too, and pure evil. I have my evil to be watered down 'n stuff.

WORLD'S WORST DATE - A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a fish?

TAGS: humor fish wine bread nigerian 419
Rating: 2.5/5

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GoForthAndDie - December 13, 2008, 3:50 pm
At least he'll feed you before going for the ***.
sardaukar - November 21, 2008, 10:54 am
It´s a 419 Eater
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 2:11 pm
sonofab**** thinks he's jesus

VINO - Nothing like pairing a fine cabernet with a juicy slab of dignity

TAGS: wine
Rating: 2.5/5

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